Stick to playing Tony Hawk and eating Cheetos, buddy, you can't hack the real deal.
Tags: skater extreme fat owned By: brideofvoldemort
Construction worker dies in a freak accident.
Tags: above death By: gkko
This guy surfs a sweet wave and doesn't even slip up.
Tags: monster surfing wave By: gkko
Who will win the coveted title of the United States Rock Paper Scissors Champion?
Tags: paper rock scissors By: gkko
I think he's a woman stuck in a man's body. That's the only way he could hate his testicles this much.
Tags: nut shot basketball owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort
People with time machines ruin peoples futures...
Tags: chicken dicks machines robot By: gkko
The Teletubbies show you what they've got.
Tags: The Teletubbies Bass Booty Disco Rap Shake By: letthemeatquiche
I think they should give elephants drugs and see what weird stuff they end up painting.
Tags: spiders drugs cocaine marijuana alcohol drunk web By: brideofvoldemort
Bruce Lee beats the crap out of a guy in a lion fur suit.
Tags: Bruce Lee Game death martial arts jkd By: letthemeatquiche
Public service ad about wearing your seatbelt, that way your soul can't escape!
Tags: heaven wait By: gkko
