My insurance sure doesn't give me balls that big.
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Now I'm just waiting to see packing tape reclassified as a deadly weapon.
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It's sorta like the cow scene from Jurassic Park.
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Hey buddy, you don't really need to deploy the parachute until you're in the air and all.
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Ladies, ladies, settle down now... let me go get a pool of jello first!
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In all fairness, she started it by trying to fishhook him in the mouth.
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That lady just got a front row seat to the laws of physics in motion.
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Ah, the perils of places that don't have crosswalks...
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No way that's his real name!
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Wow, those greasy lard patties are good for something!
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