Why couldn't we have had balls this big to play with back in school? There were plenty of underdeveloped little kids who hadn't hit puberty yet we could've splattered!
Haha, it's even black shirt vs. white shirt. I hereby declare this video an allegory for the universal battle between good and evil, light and darkness.
Check out the F-22 in action. After going vertical, the pilot pulls back, flipping the aircraft over into a level state as he powers out of the descent.