Tags Matching 'owned'

	Trampoline Basketball Gone Wrong How to make something awesome go really badly. Tags: trampoline basketball owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Kid Trips And Falls Hard Way to be uncoordinated, dork. Tags: kid school owned By: wendywhiskey
	Seagulls Screw Up Horse Race If you can get knocked off a horse by a seagull, you need to eat a Big Mac or ten. Tags: race horses seagull owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Footballer Faceplants This is why you shouldn't play football in a field full of metal poles. Tags: football faceplant owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Drunk Biking Gone Wrong Most people can't keep a bike straight while riding down the street when they're drunk. Trying to jump over a tent? Bad idea. Tags: drunk bike owned extreme By: wendywhiskey
	Woman Owns Shoplifter No one expects the random woman tripping your thieving ass as you try to run out of the store. Tags: woman shoplifter owned By: xbiohazardx
	Kids Set Drunk On Fire That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma. Tags: jackass burning college kid owned drunk fire By: brideofvoldemort
	Skater Impales Balls On Board As the nerdy kid who sat in the library reading books all day, I didn't have to worry about things like this. Tags: skater kid owned balls By: brideofvoldemort
	More Stripper Pole Ownage Sorry, you can't be a stripper. Back to turning tricks in the alley for blow. Tags: idiot stripper pole owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
	Jackass Crashes Powerwheels At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement. Tags: jackass idiot owned extreme powerwheels atv By: brideofvoldemort
	Wannabe Lawyer Gets Owned By Judge She keeps his balls in a jar under her sink now. Tags: judge owned lawyer court By: brideofvoldemort
	Jackass Gets Balled In The Face Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face. Tags: jackass idiot ball owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Parking Lot Car Chase Believe it or not, driving in circles around the parking lot probably won't get you away from the cops. Tags: cops police car chase accident owned By: wendywhiskey
	Wheel Of Failure Well, at least he didn't pick the wrong kind of "people who annoy him"... Tags: wheel of fortune stupid idiot owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Losers Get Into A Beach Fight Dudes, there's chicks in bikinis to look at. Why are you so intent on grappling other sweaty dudes. Tags: fight beach owned By: thisissparta
	Wrestler Looks Retarded It's pretty hard to look impressive flexing in the ring when your pyrotechnics won't go off. Tags: kane pyro wwf owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	How Not To Do The Dishes Even if you break them over your friend's head, you still have to clean up the pieces. Tags: beating glass kitchen jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Fight In An Internet Cafe Don't go around chatrooms calling people n00bs if they're sitting at the terminal right next to you. Tags: internet cafe fight beating owned By: thisissparta
	Biker Aborts Self On Stairs He was doing okay until he decided to try and get off his bike in the middle of the stairs. Tags: biker grind stair owned By: wendywhiskey
	Why Not To Jump Off A Bridge Broken ribs just aren't fun for anyone. Tags: rib broken bridge jump jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort