One day they will take over the world, and they start with play hockey
Ice hockey is played on a large flat area of ice, using a three inch (76.2 mm) diameter vulcanized rubber disc called a puck. This puck is often frozen before high-level games to decrease the amount of bouncing and friction on...
Women calls 911 to have the police come out and control her daughter, the operator decides
it's time to crack a joke. The women doesn't find it at all funny, I disagree :)