
| Little Kid Cuts Watermelon On Fat Man  There are so many ways this could've gone wrong, I'm surprised this genius is still alive. Tags: jackass watermelon kid ninja cutting sword By: brideofvoldemort |

| The Ultimate Nut Shot I think he's a woman stuck in a man's body. That's the only way he could hate his testicles this much. Tags: nut shot basketball owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| Fat Man Does High-jump Bellyflop Stay in school, kids, otherwise this will be you in 30 years. Tags: belly flop kids funny jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Skater Impales *** In Trick Gone Wrong I think he just found out that he's gay and into BDSM... Tags: skater ass owned jackass comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort |

| Flaming Shot Gone Wrong Whatever you do with a burning shot, don't throw it and send liquid flame splashing across the room. Tags: jackass idiot shot burning extreme By: wendywhiskey |

| Teenagers With Tires Hmmm, a giant tire is rolling straight at me! I think I'll just stand here and let it hit me in the face! Tags: tire teens jackass owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort |

| Self-immolation Gone Wrong I'm really not sure how lighting your feet on fire could go right. Tags: fire burning extreme jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| Shopping Mall Parkour Owns Self I guess he broke both his wrists pretty bad in that fall. Hope he didn't plan on masturbating again anytime soon. Tags: parkour owned mall extreme jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| The Wang Hang! Stupid guy agrees to be wedgied up his ass and hung by his wiener! Too much MTV for these guys. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight! Tags: Wanger Hang Wyatt stunts wedgie jackass By: BestofVirals |

| Highway To The Danger Zone I guess in some parts of the world, you drive into incoming traffic just for shits and giggles. Tags: driving dangerous jackass extreme car By: wendywhiskey |

| Jackass Sets Off Firecracker In Mouth Eventually some idiot is going to discharge a shotgun in their mouth because "it'll be so awesome!" Then I'll really laugh. Tags: jackass idiot firecracker owned explosion extreme By: brideofvoldemort |

| How Not To Fire An Rpg He's obviously never played Unreal Tournament. Unless maybe he was trying to rocket-jump or something there. Tags: insurgent iraq war rpg explosion jackass owned By: letthemeatquiche |

| Parkour Failure Look at me, I'm so awesome I can walk along a wall and jump on a roof! Except that I can't even do that right. Tags: parkour owned comedy funny jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| Tricycle Failure In case you were wondering how you can possibly hurt yourself on a tricycle, these jackasses have demonstrated it for you. Tags: jackass owned extreme tricycle funny comedy By: brideofvoldemort |

| The Neckbreaker I used to actually have nightmares about this happening to me, and this idiot is out doing it on purpose. Tags: jackass swing owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort |

| Fun With Geckos Not only did he get paid $90 to eat a gecko, he saved 15% on his car insurance. Tags: soldier iraq gecko disgusting eating jackass By: wendywhiskey |

| Fun With Explosives A kid dropping an explosive into a metal drum almost gets his face blown off. Tags: explosive bomb funny owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| Jackass On The Escalator Some stupid kid trying to look cool falls through the floor when he jumps off an escalator. Tags: kid jackass escalator owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort |

| How Not To Breath Fire Some college jackass trying to breath fire manages to ignite his whole head. Tags: fire burning college jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Stupid Kid Showing Off On Trampoline Owns Self Trampolines are Darwin's solution to humanity's alpha-position on the food chain. Tags: trampoline jackass owned funny By: brideofvoldemort |