Really, if you're stuck on public transportation, there's not much else to do.
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There's not much to do at cricket games other than get drunk.
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Why can't you guys just get drunk and collapse in the street like normal Russians?
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Some drunken jackass apparently enjoys have lightbulbs smashed on his face. Ah, college...
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Most people can't keep a bike straight while riding down the street when they're drunk. Trying to jump over a tent? Bad idea.
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That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma.
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Alcohol and stripper poles really don't mix.
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Suicidal people in Turkey get to be all classy and jump off Roman ruins.
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You can't really out-drink a large body of water, so you might as well just fall over in it. Over and over again.
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No matter what the alcohol is telling your brain, you really can't fight better drunk.
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You don't fuck with another guy's taxi.
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Dear midgets: don't spit in the face of big people. You will get your shit handed to you.
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Slapping random drunk girls on the ass can actually have negative consequences.
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A drunk ninja gets kicked in the balls by a girl.
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Vodka does not give you wings. Wrong drink buddy.
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Usually, spilling beer is a crime. But if doing so means chicks in their underwear roll around the floor licking it up, then spill away!
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Lizard heads are not part of a well-balanced and nutritious breakfast.
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Camping out on the side of a high building is not a thing to do after consuming copious quantities of vodka...
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If you're drunk, don't dance on a the back of a truck. And don't let other drunk people pick you up and throw you off the back of the truck.
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Everybody wants to be a rock star but not on her stage lol
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