
| Skater Gets Set On Fire The world would be a better place with more flaming skater punks. Tags: skater burn fire jackass extreme By: brideofvoldemort |

| Massive Parkour Failure If you were attempting to dive head-first into a potted plant off a high building, then you succeeded fantastically. Tags: parkour idiot jackass owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort |

| Ax To Foot It takes a special genius to try and climb a half-fallen, unstable tree. It takes an even specialer genius to swing an ax at his foot. Tags: ax foot jackass extreme accident By: brideofvoldemort |

| Tug-o-wedgie Congratulations, you're officially the biggest dork in the universe. Tags: wedgie jackass nerd owned truck By: brideofvoldemort |

| Kids Set Drunk On Fire That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma. Tags: jackass burning college kid owned drunk fire By: brideofvoldemort |

| Jackass Crashes Powerwheels At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement. Tags: jackass idiot owned extreme powerwheels atv By: brideofvoldemort |

| Jackass Gets Balled In The Face Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face. Tags: jackass idiot ball owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| How Not To Do The Dishes Even if you break them over your friend's head, you still have to clean up the pieces. Tags: beating glass kitchen jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Why Not To Jump Off A Bridge Broken ribs just aren't fun for anyone. Tags: rib broken bridge jump jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Sexual Harassment Dog I wanna be the guy who trains dogs to go stick their noses in people's crotches. Oh wait, they do that anyway. Tags: dog sexy crotch ass naked bikini By: hawtstuffbaby |

| Ballon Launches Girl Into Pain These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things. Tags: girl balloon launch jackass funny |

| Construction Site Nut Shot He's going to have to rebuild his balls after that one. Tags: jackass nuts hit owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Mother Beats Child With Shopping Bag Children are why you can't have nice things, so you might as well smack them with the sack of cheap shit you bought at Wal-Mart. Tags: mother child assault beating abuse bag By: wendywhiskey |

| Jackass Kid Breaks Ankle Way to go, genius. Tags: jackass kid ankle broken jump By: brideofvoldemort |

| Backflip Failure Well, maybe he was really trying to kick the ceiling. In which case, this was a massive success. Tags: backflip jackass idiot owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Stupid Kid Rides Into Wall The way he splatted against the hard surface kind of reminded me of a Looney Tunes cartoon. Tags: idiot kid bike jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Moron Lights A Fire And Then Some How can anyone afford to use gasoline to light their fire these days? I've resorted to rubbing sticks together. Tags: fire lighting explosion gas extreme jackass By: brideofvoldemort |

| Asphalt Sledding Maybe I just don't get it, but this doesn't look like an awful lot of fun to me... Tags: asphalt sled ass saudi weird By: brideofvoldemort |

| Little Kid Cuts Watermelon On Fat Man There are so many ways this could've gone wrong, I'm surprised this genius is still alive. Tags: jackass watermelon kid ninja cutting sword By: brideofvoldemort |

| The Ultimate Nut Shot I think he's a woman stuck in a man's body. That's the only way he could hate his testicles this much. Tags: nut shot basketball owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort |