It's a sad day for birds who enjoy watching tennis. All matches should be postponed and the flag raised to half-staff after this.
Tags: Tennis Assassin Murders Bird match extreme sports By: wendywhiskey
The only tool a good hamster assassin needs is a tennis racket.
Tags: hamster assassin weird quirky comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
Old and busted: assassination with a gun. New hotness: assassination with a sword!
Tags: assassination By: gkko
